Happy minions are shaking
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."