PIG ENJOYS TRAVELLING

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Pig enjoys travelling

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Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Cats exercise
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Six." Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven!" Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!" Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.