MAN AND WIFE CELEBRATE

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Man and wife celebrate with champagne

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New jokes

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"