Man falls down with botttles of beer
#funny #fall down #falling #man #fail #thirsty #beer #alcohol #feature #activities #people #others #food
Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Reporter vs man
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.