Bride falls down from the stairs
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.