Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."