CAT FALLS DOWN FROM THE TABLE

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Cat falls down from the table

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Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!