Cat falls down from the table
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.