WOMAN IS DANCING

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Woman is dancing

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Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Reporter vs man
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."