MAN DOES THE SHOPPING

Man does the shopping

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Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.

Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."