People fall down from the rock
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.