Sandra bullock as miss in movie
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!