Woman falls down from the horse
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!