CHICKEN FALLS DOWN IN SNOW

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Chicken falls down in snow

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Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."