Angry girl shaking with brush
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.