Cartoon character has fire on the head
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!