Cartoon character has fire on the head
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison