Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.