SPONGEBOB IS ANGRY

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Spongebob is angry and tears his T-shirt

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New jokes

Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Guys on the roof
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"