MAD ROBIN WILLIAMS

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Mad Robin Williams

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Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.