Mad Robin Williams
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."