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New jokes

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.