Simon Cowell is depressed
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.