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Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.