Weird man is looking
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!