ANGRY BOY WITH DUMBBELLS

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Angry boy with dumbbells

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Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.

Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

LIGHTS OFF
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.