Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.