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Angry Pokemon

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A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.