Mad panda throws the things from the table
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Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.
Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman.
Boy: Why do you look so fat?
Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.
Boy: Is it a good baby?
Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.
Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99