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Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."