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New jokes

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.