SCARY GODZILLA

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New jokes

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.