Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.