Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!