REINDEERS WITH SLEIGH

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Reindeers with sleigh

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Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."

Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

DonĀ“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.