REINDEERS WITH SLEIGH

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Reindeers with sleigh

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Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.