SANTA CLAUS IS SKATING

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Santa claus is skating

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Guys on the roof
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Snowman and vampire
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Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.