SANTA CLAUS WITH BAG

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Santa claus with bag full of presents

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New jokes

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Get married
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they began to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,'" and he left. The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple were still waiting. While waiting, they began to wonder what would happen if it didn't work out; could you get a divorce in heaven? After yet another month, St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get married in Heaven." "Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground. "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple. "OH, COME ON!," St. Peter shouted, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?"

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.