SANTA CLAUS WITH BAG

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Santa claus with bag full of presents

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Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."

Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.