Santa claus takes the exercise
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Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from, darling."
"In the stork?"
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!