MAGIC CHRISTMAS TREE

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Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Reporter vs man
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.