Santa claus with parachute
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"