SANTA CLAUS WITH PARACHUTE

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Santa claus with parachute

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Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.

Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.