SHINING CHRISTMAS TREE

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Shining christmas tree

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New jokes

LIGHTS OFF
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.