SANTA CLAUS WITH BAG ON THE ROOF

518.gif

Santa claus with bag on the roof near the chimney

#funny #christmas #santa claus #cartoon #winter #gift #red #not sure #talking #feature #winter #things #color #reactions #activities

New jokes

Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Private investigator
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Guys on the roof
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."