SANTA PLAYING WITH GIFTS

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Santa playing with gifts

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Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."