Santa with funny reindeers
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.