Santa with funny reindeers
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.