ANGEL IN CHRISTMAS BALL

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Angel in christmas ball

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DonĀ“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

LIGHTS OFF
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.