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Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"
Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick: "What school?"
Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.