FUNNY SANTA CLAUS

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Funny santa claus

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Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!