ANGRY BIRD

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Angry bird

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Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left

Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.