ANGRY MAN IN OFFICE

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Angry man throwing the computer in office

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Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Private investigator
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Where do babies come from
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!