Angry man throwing the computer in office
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!