Angry woman with cup
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!