ANGRY ROBIN WILLIAMS

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Angry Robin Williams

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Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Private investigator
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!