ANGRY WHITE CAT

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Angry white cat

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New jokes

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.