Angry white cat
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."