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Reporter vs man
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"