Dog with man watching TV
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."