MAN SHAKING THE HAND

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Man shaking the hand

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Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."