CRAZY WOMAN WITH LAPTOP

Crazy woman with laptop

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Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Reporter vs man
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.